So apparently ONE DUDE went on his honeymoon and no one in Arkansas can get weed now because everyone got it through him.

Or at least, no one I know can get any weed.

On the one hand, I think this is hilarious. Arkansas is a really fucking weird place to live.

But on the other hand, I haven’t smoked in five days. And this total sobriety thing is already getting really old.

Dude needs to get back from his honeymoon.