September 2011
52 posts
Every time someone calls me a "young lady" I get a mental image of myself as a prim Englishwoman sipping tea nonchalantly while riding a hose sidesaddle during a fox hunt
Rachel Maddow just played the Dramatic Chipmunk clip on her show
Elizabeth Warren = Dramatic Chipmunk (in the context of universal love)
I need the Jane Lynch book and the new book by Ellen
But I haven’t even finished the Tina Fey book yet!
People I like need to stop writing books all at the same time!
Sigourney Weaver needs to be on Ellen
This feels like something that should have happened already.
I mean. Do you have ANY idea how much I would pay to see a guy in a costume scare Sigourney Weaver almost out of her chair?
Do you know how much I would pay to BE the person in the costume?
I have the munchies and I just walked into the kitchen and discovered that someone went to the grocery today
I made a 59.5 on the math test I got back today
Trying to use a stick lighter while already high is like, way too difficult
So I watched the new Glee tonight
Seriously guize. (Spoilers below the cut. And complaining. Lots of complaining.)
I am at a point in my life where I am just hungry and tired all the fucking time.
This girl came to class HIGH AS FUCK today
I mean, I’m all for altered states. Just not in the freaking classroom. Have SOME respect for the people who have to put up with you, alright.
