October 2011
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Eddy and Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous were in my...
I got a dog and Eddy made me name it Lacriox.
When the only reason that your dad catches you...
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I just sneezed so hard I hit my face on the...
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Anonymous asked: Hi. Me again. Here to be a bro if you need me.
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I’ve been venting all of my frustrations at life into my facebook statuses for the past while. So… I’m thinking that most of my real life friends just hate me at this point.
I mean, it’s not that I’m really getting bitchier, although it certainly sounds that way. It’s just that I’m tired of being everyone’s doormat. I used to not have a problem with...
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Rachel Maddow is on Ellen today
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I don't necessarily have a problem with sleeping...
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Rachel Maddow will be a guest on The Ellen... →
morelles:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. DREAMS DO COME TRUE.
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I just found out that they're doing Next to Normal...
And I also love how a musical about mental illness is helping me set one of those “I’ll stick around until…” goals that depressed people tend to set. OH THE BEAUTIFUL IRONY.
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Ripley screaming "YOU BITCH" at the ship's...
should not have been as hilarious as I just found it.
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Aliens is coming on the tv machine later
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Is it weird that I kind of pride the fact that I,...
I mean, I’ve mentioned it on here. But like, in comparison, my facebook is just a mess of me being a whiny, emo, bitch all the time at this point.
Because it seemed like my real-life friends would care. But they don’t really seem to at all in any tangible way. People being all like “oh, well, we should go do something to make you feel better!” but then when I actually try...
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That awkward moment when you try to mingle with...
But you just end up being like:
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Why hello, She Hulk, Weepy the Vest Clown, and Little Miss Golden Marmoset.
– Coach Sue (via transmogrifytheworld)
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OhmygodEllen. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR CLOTHES.
AND WHY CAN I NEVER FIND ANYTHING LIKE WHAT YOU WEAR IN MY SIZE.
Goddamn, I hate being 4’11”. All of the menswear is way too big for me. I don’t even TRY to shop in the mall anymore because it depresses me. “Those mannequins.. I will never look as hot as those mannequins…”
My entire wardrobe basically comes from the 12 year old boys’ section of JC Penny....
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I'm going to have lunch some Saturday soon with...
I mean. I’d never actually TRY anything with her. Partly because she’s straight and mostly because I lack the confidence.
But even platonically, she’s still one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever met, so:
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